Scrum Practice

Scrum down, for the Rose and Crown,
Scrum drill, for the daffodil,
Stress test, of the live contest,
Don't drive, into the tight head's chest!

Scrum down, for one up man ship:
Squeeze tight, don't let your binding slip,
No twist, a chance of yellow card;
Don't dip, or you'll hit ground hard.

Don't bore, into the hookers head,
Pinged, penalty, three points instead!
Collapsing scrum, into one great heap,
Don't concede, or give penalties cheap.

Pumas proud, of a huge set piece,
Front five, it"s Argentinan beef,
Scrum down, there's parity rarely
Push back, to Buenos Aires!