Sunday, 15 September 2019
Roller Coaster Cricket
Friday, 30 August 2019
Plum Desserts
To be sure it is a complex law;
I know that this will trouble you,
The law of the LBW!
Caught in line of cricket stumps.
Use your bat to hit the ball,
Your pads on legs, protect that's all.
To pad away is sometimes sound;
But if your leg's still in the crease,
Innings ended, out, deceased!
By speed, or spin, or seam been done;
Swing or bounce of ball is what:
Out! To pavilion back you trot.
Oh the tiniest tap, or thinnest snicket.
It would have maybe missed the wicket;
Oh such complicated game this cricket!
Cricket laws of long division;
Confirms trajectory of this complex sum,
Middle stump hit, your out, its plum!
How they stand!
Ebbs & Flows of Test Match Cricket
Geoffrey and Vaughny Offer Batting Advice
Ring of Confidence
Ashes Headingley 19
Corridor of Uncertainty
Boycott's Best
Tuesday, 26 February 2019
Sco v Wales 2019
Relaid as Murrayfield welcomes Wales
Avenge the limping French loss, Ecosse
If at first, time to write your fables, tales.
Gregor Townsend chants, he rants and raves,
Calls for Scotland once more be brave!
Fresh from titanic battle Royal,
Left English hopes in Cardiff strewn;
Passion in the cauldron boiled!
Never say die, battered, bloodied and bruised,
This Welsh side don't know how to lose!
Thinks again! Plans and trains this fallow week
Gatland send off, just once more,
A slam perchance, hush, think, not speak!
No laurel resting, focus prepare
Dream maybe, but if you dare!
Injury ravaged, but Russell returns,
Throw caution to the wind, chill shivers
The bones of Welsh be Sosban burned.
Fortune favours the brave of heart,
Scotland a chance to make your mark!
Wednesday, 20 February 2019
Under Gatland
It is Spring, a moonless night, emotions and notions run through the principality
Expectation hangs in the coal blackened clouds that gather
And beckon from Brecon Beacons the backbone of South Wales.
From where fans write notes of hope from Pen y Fan.
Cymru, win through! Yes every boy and girl from every woman to every Man
The farmers, the fishers, the tradesmen and plasterer,
Cobbler, IT call centre, postman and publican,
The schoolteacher and the fancy woman, drunkard, dressmaker, preacher, policeman,
the webfootcocklewomen and the tidy wives.
No dashing of a drop of Welsh hope on that wishingboatbobbing sea
That brings hope for all to see!
There's soul mining in that stainless painless steel structure
Principality stadium light emanates, illuminates another burning beacon of hope
Firework smoke, not funeral pyres of tired dreams, rises through the gaping open roof
Like the flaming fire breathing dragon from this cavenous cacophonous cauldron
Of chanting and cheering, the yearning, the story of World cup glory.
An end to men of hard luck, you are the men of Harlech!
A World Cup handcupping to drink in every drop of hope
And watch the win in every breath of dragon fire breathing smoke.
There's sooth sayers with prayers and male voice choirs
Good heavens from Evans
No dead wood but Edwards look skywards
From Leeks and daffodils to famous Phil's
The Powell's, the Pritchards', the Price's
The front row power, vast pack, fast backs
Comprehend defend attack!
The Griffiths, the Morgans, the Rees and the Owens
The dummy from Dawes that's part of folklore
The Bennet's, the Jones', the Davies... This may be
Our time, a Wyn Jones!
When the anthem plays, there'll be the odd shed tear
Pundits and players of yester year
Will gather and gossip of games gone by
Appetites whetted for this year's feast of bread from high.
Cardiff streets are buzzing
From Buffalo Bar to Old Arcade
From 10 Feet Tall where dreams are made
From YMochynDu to The Pen and Wig
We're thinking big!
The pop up places serving prime pulled pork,
Barbecues breathing fire and quenching urges,
Front gardens blessed with feasts of fresh grilled burgers.
Plastic pint pots brimming with beer and stout
A world cup year to shout about.
The walk from town to stadium,
The police horse calm amongst the throng,
The lubricated now break into song.
Anticipation of what lies ahead
The beer, the banter, the talk stops here
The shirt the badge the honour
Toughened by the river Taff
The singing of Sosban Fach
The talkings over the whistles blown
The memory and history to be over thrown
Wales your win is within reach
Think Welsh Pride of course is what we teach!
Sunday, 17 February 2019
Wales v England 2019
The next game is the biggest test
What went before is now worthless
Wales have stuttered into life
But two from two still a good price
The petrol mix how Gatland tinkers
Pistons turn the cogs of thinkers
Revolution against the great mind gamer
Ignited in Principality chamber
Red then Green to chequered flag
Accelerate from grid to bag
The scalp of those in Six Nations form
Wales unleash a mighty storm
Throw sosbans, leeks into the mix
Daffodils, Dragons, Merlins best tricks
Geraint, Glyndwr, songs of Tom Jones
Oh let us rattle them to their bare bones
Composed England and their kicking game
Towards the Taff how they must tame
The throng the passion of this Welsh brethren
Silence out the Bread of Heaven!
So far all cylinders have been firing
Powerful, Clinical, awe inspiring
Pressure, intense, defence line speed
Chip n chase the backs be freed.
The power game, purring V8
Another gear Eddie says of late
Don't take for granted, who'll end with three?
On the grid for this great Grand Prix!
Tuesday, 12 February 2019
Eng v Fra 2019
Still singing the Marseillaise?
English Bulldogs chasing balls
Unleash the hounds each phase
Behind those enemy lines
A weighted kick, a running race
Parra lysed as Jonny flies!
Recycle attack attack
Space frontier for brothered band
Find black holes at the back!
Chasing, harrowing in twos, a brace
Thieves in the thick of it.
Abrasive, standing tall
Blood red rose all over
Protecting pill prized ball
Scrum time, line out, maul
Backs play what's in front of them
Each eyes, watch out, then call.
Split precise decisions are made
Attack the space eeked out and find
Clinical execution so well played!